Tracy you are going to die what no when I tell you who I'm dating squeaky from she is

Difficult any you I have the results of your physical

Tracy you are going to die what no you have no reflexes your blood tastes like root beer and some of your bones appear to have vanished

Now I've only ever seen this kind of thing on dead people during operation desert storm

I actually wrote a report on it, but my commander refused to pass it on up to Saddam cookie times

And they're promising to get cookier because my friendos we've arrived at a Monday afternoon edition of

Tbtl the show that's probably too beautiful to live

You gotta eat that microphone. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I

I

Don't know what I'm weighing right now, and you gotta tell me part Lisa. I

Weathered what felt like

45 graduation parties this weekend, which are

essentially it turns out parties that are based on

Giving checks to some kid you'll never see again and eating carbs

Those are the two things that the graduation parties are all about and so being a traditionalist like I

Had to do both things

A lot anyway, we're gonna work on it this week. Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on Tbtl

We're gonna start by working on this Monday afternoon edition of the program

Which by the way find us at episode 837 in a collector series an episode

That will revolve as you heard in the open around one Tracy Morgan who's crazy

Who's been getting in trouble and I'll be honest with you breaking a lot of

Tbtl tens of listeners hearts with his

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