Have you ever had a dream that you had, you could do what you want, you could do so, you want Tim to do so much, you could do anything?

I know what that feels like.

I know exactly what that feels like. It feels like a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host, weighing in at 185 pounds.

There is no blood relation to the screenwriter of speed, but I am currently on it.

This episode, 835 NA Collector Series, and we have so much to talk to you about.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL.

The jury, as you know, is...

I heard the jury still out on science.

And it remains so. In a study that stunned us, we had to sit down to even try to take in what was going on.

And then we learned that that was actually the worst thing we could be possibly doing. We will explain.

Also, if you're like a guy in the Midwest, you're kind of middle-aged and you're planning on trying to kill your ex-wife and a really hot 17-year-old girl just Facebook friends you,

I would say it would be a mistake.

I made a huge mistake.

For you to tell her about your plans, because she might just be your ex-wife messing with you,

and then just to keep the arrest development audio cues rolling, we've officially got our first review of Poof.

I should be in this Poof.

And we'll tell you if it's all that Jen Flash Andrews said it was speaking of Jen Flash.

I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

She joins us.

It's going to take me months to not say from Fort Wayne, Indiana, from where are you now.

Yeah, let's see if we've got this whole mic set up.

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