Episode #834: We Are Good Samaritens!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2011

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke finally hears back from David Simon, creator of The Wire, and TBTL is ready to make it official: Hotel Maids do not want to have sex with you America.

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0:00.0	For our first order of business, we'll go to Bruce.
0:03.0	Oh hey y'all said my name!
0:06.0	Welcome to our meeting here at the SKU.
0:08.0	We got lots of exciting topics here tonight.
0:11.0	We gonna have a puppet show, we gonna have some jazz.
0:14.0	Now I'm just kidding.
0:16.0	I'm sorry I pulled y'all's legs.
0:18.0	I'm just a little excited because I met somebody today.
0:22.0	Someone in the bookstore.
0:24.0	Someone who likes the same kind of literature as I do.
0:27.0	Uh, when the adventure begins again.
0:30.0	T-B-T-L!
0:35.0	Boy is it that time already?
0:38.0	For more adventures? Well, I guess it is.
0:40.0	So here we go with a Wednesday afternoon edition of...
0:43.0	T-B-T-L, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:48.0	That's why I live in a T-P.
0:50.0	My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, Wanganette.
0:53.0	183 pounds.
0:56.0	I feel happy of myself.
0:58.0	That's just now good luck.
1:00.0	Every day, I'm gonna play that drop until my weight stops going down by one pound a day.
	...

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