Episode 83: Married People Suck at Instagram

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	It's episode 83 motherfuckers. Welcome to wet jeans. I'm your host
0:06.4	Desani Water, Tastas like piss. Do you not like Desani? Nope. What's the same the ingredients on that, doesn't it?
0:14.0	Don't they put minerals in that?
0:15.0	Like I think water's fine, but I'm pretty sure they put minerals in that.
0:18.0	Piss and vinegar.
0:20.0	That's what it is?
0:21.0	A magnesium sulfate, potassium chloride.
0:25.0	Purified by reverse osmosis.
0:28.0	So the regular osmosis bad for you?
0:30.0	Yeah, you know, I just want to get this off my chest real quick.
0:32.0	Everyone knows I'm a really like calm guy that doesn't like... Yeah, you know, I just want to get this off my chest real quick.
0:32.7	Everyone knows I'm a really like calm guy that doesn't like to rant.
0:36.0	I am so fucking sick of firefighters thinking that they're the big man on campus,
0:41.5	and it's got to a point where they don't even care about the people in the fire they don't care about the fire all they care about is ringing their stupid
0:49.5	fucking sirens we're we're five hours just letting everybody else essentially bragging that they're going to
0:57.3	a fire.
0:58.3	Yeah, and I can't.
0:59.6	It's not to warn people on the streets.
1:01.8	I was just, I was was busy I was doing stuff
1:04.4	today outside and there was some obviously some kind of fire. All I heard for
1:09.2	50 fucking minutes was eight different trucks going wah, eh, eh, beo, wewewe,
1:16.0	how annoying is I have one listening to that.
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