Episode #83 - If I Don't Laugh, I'll Cry!

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Oh, ya know! Just sitting at my desk, sipping mango puree from a pink chalice at midnight, wondering where it all went right. Here's a pinch of what you can expect on today's episode: Stoned Stranger Danger under the full moon A fuckboi BIO. It's his BIO :( Turn your notifications off at night, I dare ya!! Listener emails about hanging out with child ghosts and heads up the last story FREAKED ME THE HELL OUT --> Check out The David Lynch Foundation! <--- website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com social | @KrystynaHutch PATREON --> here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our head
0:15.0	voices in our head.
0:19.0	Hello everyone and congratulations on not killing yourself.
0:25.0	Oh my God you guys, you guys.
0:28.0	I'm so happy for you and me.
0:35.0	Welcome to the voices in our heads.
0:36.0	I am the current voice in your head, Christina Marie Hutchinson,
0:39.0	and as you can tell already I'm in a little bit of a better
0:42.0	fucking mood. I was so angry
0:45.4	last week and angry up until like not that long ago. Let's get this out of the way.
0:51.2	Portland Oregon we had to reschedule our shows, but we'll be hanging
0:54.6	out with you at Helium during the summer, so as soon as we get dates, we'll tell you.
0:58.4	We miss you and we're excited to see you.
1:00.4	New York City, tonight, if you're in New York City when the day this episode comes out, we're not banging.
1:05.0	There's a 7 o'clock show and a 9 p.m. show at The Stand Comedy Club, me and Justin Silver,
1:10.0	we have a killer fucking lineup. Holy hell. And then Philadelphia, I'm going to be headlining inside of you this
1:19.4	Thursday through Saturday at Humium Comedy Club. I'm so excited.
1:23.3	Fonda Carla's coming with me. She's one of my dear friends and a very funny comedian.
1:27.8	I'm so excited to be back in Philly. Oh, I got a lot of new material and I'm going to be so much less angry by the time I get on stage.
1:35.0	Y'all, I usually when a comedian, something happens in a comedian's life that's like emotionally
1:39.0	taxing or whatever, like something sad or like a breakup and a comedian goes on stage, you know comedian has been doing this for a while like I have,
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