Episode 82: Matthew Hoffman

Color Me Dead Podcast

Angel Mayes | Nikki Merrell

Society & Culture, True Crime, History

4.4 • 697 Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2018

⏱️ 105 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Welcome to Episode 82: Matthew Hoffman- The Creepy Leaf Guy This week, I roped Chuck Kinion into being my last-minute guest again! Check him out on Learning To Curse with Adam and Chuck. He’s not Adam. The audio is rough. We had to use the backup that I recorded! I’m so sorry about all of the issues with this episode! What a crazy week! Matthew Hoffman was a crazy dude that is obsessed with leaves from Ohio. Thank you to Emily Duvall for telling us about him! Help support us by shopping with our sponsors! Go go http://www.ageofradio.org/colormedead/ and go to the bottom of the page to shop with our sponsors! We have Loot Crate, Onnit, Blue Apron and more! You will find a link to our patreon there too! Thanks to our sponsor Sudio Sweden! Get your awesome headphones at sudio.com and use the promo code SUDIOCMD at checkout for 15% off your order Big thanks to our Examinators Sharon Hoffman and Samantha Vaughn. Also, our $20 tier which is “These are our people” Lynn Shirley and Raymond Garcia! And a HUGE thanks to all of our Patreon subscribers! You are all amazing! Get your Gory Gal signature bath bomb and so much more at thepurplelotusonline.com. Use the promo code DEADPOD15 Check out the amazing things at streettrashart.com use the promo code COLORMEDEAD for 13% off Check out the Bleak shop for Serial Killer swag! Pins and patches that are amazing! Go to bleakshop.bigcartel.com Get your merch at colormedeadpod.threadless.com Check us out on social media Facebook, Facebook group, Instagram and Twitter. Follow Nikki on Instagram at gory_nikki and @ntoone on twitter. STAY OUT OF CHALKLINES! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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2:06.8	This is a true crime podcast, and we talk about murder and fuckery most foul in detail while using the darkest of humor.
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