4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2016
⏱️ 50 minutes
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In this week's very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance, we put our usual potty mouths on hold and behaved in a very passably kid-friendly way to discuss the 2009 film "Coraline." Special topics include: what two childless people think that children probably like, these same childless people offering advice to children because we are exactly the kind of people from whom you would want your children to take advice, our amazement at the beauty of stop motion animation, jokes from the internet, drinking because of office jobs and the actual distressing scenes in this children's movie.
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0:00.0 | Hello. |
0:12.4 | And welcome to a very special episode of Werewolf Ambulance. |
0:16.4 | I'm Alan and I'm here with my friend Katie. |
0:18.9 | Hello, Katie. |
0:19.4 | Oh, hi, Alan. |
0:20.3 | See, I already messed it up. At least I didn't swear. |
0:23.4 | It's true. Katie, I have a quick question for you. |
0:26.2 | I guess. Why is Frankenstein always laughing? Is he? Why is he? I don't know. |
0:32.1 | Because his doctor keeps him in stitches. |
0:37.2 | That sound you just heard |
0:38.1 | as me leaving the room. |
0:40.8 | This is our family-friendly episode |
0:42.7 | where we're not going to swear or make any kind of jokes. |
0:45.8 | No working blue, if you will. |
0:48.5 | So hey kids. |
0:49.5 | Also, good thing we're drinking during this episode. |
0:54.1 | Guys, I've had a terrible day |
0:55.4 | So we're drinking |
0:57.2 | So we'll just not swear |
0:58.9 | That'll be fine |
0:59.7 | No swears, just slurs, just a lot of racial slurs |
1:04.0 | They'll go right over your children's heads |
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