Episode #81 - Break Free

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

I recorded this episode after calling 911 for what I thought was gunshots but turns out, it was a manhole exploding on the street. My punch card is FULL! Congrats on not killing yourselves <3. Other topics covered on today's episode: French Bulldogs: why is we still making them? Sign up for my Patreon William Shatner has been chain smoking A valid metaphor against cigarettes courtesy of Allen Carr A little ditty about a man and his writing desk website | www.krystynahutchinson.com social | @KrystynaHutch email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.9	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads
0:14.7	the voices in our heads
0:19.6	hello everyone congratulations on not killing yourself give yourself a goddamn pat on the back.
0:25.5	Hey!
0:26.5	Good for you!
0:28.5	Good for you, we're still here.
0:30.4	You're still here.
0:31.4	Thanks for being here.
0:32.0	This is the voices in our heads. I'm Christina Hutchinson
0:35.9	Following cities if you're in them come see us
0:40.4	Portland, Oregon, April 22nd to the 25th.
0:43.2	If you're in New York City, Justin Silver and I
0:45.6	are bringing back, we're not banging.
0:47.4	We're not branging?
0:48.8	We're also not banging.
0:50.2	April 28th.
0:51.5	I haven't banged anybody in a while. We're doing two shows at the stand. It's been well over a year.
0:56.0	Philadelphia, April 29th through May 1st. I'm at Helium. That's a solo week. And then Kansas City,
1:02.0	Kansas City, come out May 14th and 15th at the improv.
1:05.0	I know y'all don't talk like that, but I just, I'm in a mood.
1:09.0	Oh my God.
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