Episode #80 - I'm the shit

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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The sun is shining and we're all going a little nuts but we're here and congratulations on that. On today's episode: Bhad Bhabie's bheginnings The woes of a flea market kid Fuckboi Theater: Lost In Translation A new view of time Do you have a go-to song that makes you horny? Do you have a story about a past life or a visit from a loved one? How about screen shots of your most atrocious dating app conversations? (I'm really casting a wide net here). Email them to TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com --> PATREON! --> Website --> Instagram END SONG: Gucci Flip Flops by Bhad Bhabie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.9	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.
0:14.0	The voices in our heads.
0:19.0	Hello everybody,
0:21.0	welcome to another episode of the Voices in Our Heads. I am Christina
0:26.0	Hutchinson. Whooey! Wait, ready? Yeah. For, before I get to bad baby. I want to tell you Nashville, Tennessee, Tuesday the 13th of this month, which is April.
0:42.0	Karen and I are going to be at Zainis.
0:43.8	It's an off night but it's a comedy festival.
0:46.0	We're doing a stand-up show and we're doing a live taping of guys we've
0:48.9	fucked.
0:49.6	Those are two separate things so go to the website and get one of both and tell me to go
0:55.2	fuck myself I don't care
0:56.2	Portland Oregon April 22nd to the 25th at helium with Corin and then I'm solo
1:01.4	headlining helium in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
1:04.6	Giddy Wawa, Giddy Hagi, gonna get another Ugles tattoo, Eagles?
1:08.2	I don't know how Philly people say Eagles, but I think they say it weird.
1:12.0	I know instead of saying towel think they say it weird. I know instead of saying towel they say
1:15.0	tail you get a tail to wipe the blood off your wawa tattoo and then Kansas City
1:21.9	Missouri I'm gonna be with you inside of you with
1:25.3	Corin Fisher, May 14th and 15th at the improv. So suck on that. Those apples. I was going down a not a wormhole. It was a very light
1:38.5	wormhole. It was just a one layer of looking things up on YouTube. So I grazed YouTube because I forgot that there's a
1:47.1	song called Gucci Flip Flips by Bad Baby. She's a white female rapper and that song gets stuck in my head a lot. I don't know why.
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