Episode 8: Off and Running
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2018
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
The Short Porch is back to recap the first week of the Yankees season. Hubbs and Tom discuss Tom's run of good luck with Dave Portnoy even helping the Red Sox, Aaron Boone's rough first week on the job, Giancarlo Stanton's Opening Day, and more. The show wraps up with DMs, a throwback, and a full recap from Tom about his weekend in San Antonio for the Final Four. The guys also have a big announcement to make about the show moving forward!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.3 | I am your host Hubbs alongside me is what you know as alarmingly stupid some people call him the voice of Fordham |
| 0:16.4 | but many know him now as Tommy smokes Tom Scabelli say hello hello you're |
| 0:22.2 | very sick you're very sick I'm I'm sick. I mean I'm tired. This is I don't want to call it a Jordan flu game because I basically have one of those every time I'm on air. But I'm I'm tired. But I just, I had a Red Bull and I'm ready. |
| 0:36.0 | I got you the Red Bull. |
| 0:38.0 | I'll be honest, the Red Bull did nothing. |
| 0:40.0 | Like I drank that and nothing feels different. Really? Yeah you know usually like if I have finals and stuff like I'll drink a red bullet. It'll get me a little peep I think I'm actually like the big one too. Yeah, I mean I think I'm just that tired where like it had no effect on my body. |
| 0:53.0 | You've had a tough go. |
| 0:54.7 | I want to say a tough go. |
| 0:57.8 | Yeah, busy go. |
| 0:58.8 | We were also recording this very late in the night. |
| 1:01.8 | It's 9.40 p.m. |
| 1:03.0 | 739 mountain time that's my preferred time so I always go mountain time |
| 1:06.7 | what is a v. mean no one lives in the mountain time is two hours prior so |
| 1:10.1 | it's a Colorado no one lives in Colorado no one lives. No one lives in |
| 1:13.2 | No one lives in. There was one summer a couple years ago. |
| 1:15.8 | Me and my friends for like the summer try from home try to go by mountain time |
| 1:21.4 | Like the entire summer like we'd be like I just thought to be funny like we'll hang out at like eight tonight and like it would end up being like people would be like two hours earlier two hours late because we'd forget some people would be on mountain time some people |
| 1:33.4 | would be on eastern time it was a mess it was a mess but a crazy person yeah |
| 1:38.2 | should we just become a mountain time podcast I don't I don't hate it so this this will be out at 11 PM out and I mean depends how fast it takes me to edit this. |
| 1:48.2 | I don't know about 11 PM but yeah all right well I don't really know how, I don't really going to talk about time, |
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