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Episode 8: Die Hard

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Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The gang plans a party. You can check out the script of this episode here. Want to support Bubble? Visit https://maximumfun.org/bubble to help pay for it. CAST: Starring: Alison Becker - Morgan Eliza Skinner - Annie Mike Mitchell - Mitch Cristela Alonzo - Bonnie Keith Powell - Van Tavi Gevinson - Narrator Featuring: Tawny Newsome, Vanessa Ramos, Maureen Price, John Hodgman, Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, Griffin McElroy, John Roderick, Emily Heller, Mark Gagliardi, Ian Wolterstorff, Andy Secunda, and Lisa Loeb. OFF-MIC: Written & Created by Jordan Morris. Executive Produced by Jordan Morris, Nick Adams, and Jesse Thorn. Produced by Julia Smith. Directed by Eric Martin. Editing and sound design by Ben Walker. Script Supervision by Shana Daloria. Engineered by Casey O'Brien. Original Music by Annie Hart.

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0:00.0

We're starting with a flashback again. This one is a flash way back. We're in the brush.

0:24.2

An outdoor religious service is taking place. What a year we've had.

0:32.2

Pastor Doug addresses his congregation. He has flowering vines growing out of his skin.

0:37.8

Some of the all-lookers have plants and flowers coming out of their skin too.

0:41.8

They said that humans couldn't survive here, but look at us. Not only are we surviving,

0:49.8

but we're thriving. And it's all because of this, the core.

0:55.8

He tapped something resting in the middle of his chest. It's the two stones, but joined together as one.

1:02.8

Let's give thanks for everything that's happened in the last year. Let's hear some testimonials.

1:10.8

A woman with palm fronds growing out of her hair stands up.

1:13.8

Pastor Doug, because of you, I finally learned to commune with the core and the planet is speaking to me more clearly than ever.

1:21.8

A man with baby corn growing out of his face stands up.

1:25.8

I'm growing baby corn out of my face.

1:28.8

And it's gosh darn delicious, Nick. Seriously, if you ever get a chance, taste Nick's face corn. Do it. Just ask his wife first.

1:40.8

Sitting in the middle of the crowd next to her mother and father is a teenaged Bonnie.

1:45.8

She's restless, like all teenagers are in church, even if this one does have crazy plant hybrid people.

1:51.8

Mom, do we have to stay for the whole thing? I want to leave.

1:55.8

Ugh, fine.

1:57.8

Does anyone else have a testimonial?

1:59.8

Yeah, I finished my novel. I know that doesn't have a lot to do with communing with the core of this planet and becoming one with the native plant life,

2:08.8

but I've always told myself I was going to finish it and I finished it.

2:12.8

Hey, don't downplay that. It's one of the best erotic political thrillers I've ever read.

2:18.8

So give yourself a major pat on the back.

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