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🗓️ 1 August 2018
⏱️ 34 minutes
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0:00.0 | We're starting with a flashback again. This one is a flash way back. We're in the brush. |
0:24.2 | An outdoor religious service is taking place. What a year we've had. |
0:32.2 | Pastor Doug addresses his congregation. He has flowering vines growing out of his skin. |
0:37.8 | Some of the all-lookers have plants and flowers coming out of their skin too. |
0:41.8 | They said that humans couldn't survive here, but look at us. Not only are we surviving, |
0:49.8 | but we're thriving. And it's all because of this, the core. |
0:55.8 | He tapped something resting in the middle of his chest. It's the two stones, but joined together as one. |
1:02.8 | Let's give thanks for everything that's happened in the last year. Let's hear some testimonials. |
1:10.8 | A woman with palm fronds growing out of her hair stands up. |
1:13.8 | Pastor Doug, because of you, I finally learned to commune with the core and the planet is speaking to me more clearly than ever. |
1:21.8 | A man with baby corn growing out of his face stands up. |
1:25.8 | I'm growing baby corn out of my face. |
1:28.8 | And it's gosh darn delicious, Nick. Seriously, if you ever get a chance, taste Nick's face corn. Do it. Just ask his wife first. |
1:40.8 | Sitting in the middle of the crowd next to her mother and father is a teenaged Bonnie. |
1:45.8 | She's restless, like all teenagers are in church, even if this one does have crazy plant hybrid people. |
1:51.8 | Mom, do we have to stay for the whole thing? I want to leave. |
1:55.8 | Ugh, fine. |
1:57.8 | Does anyone else have a testimonial? |
1:59.8 | Yeah, I finished my novel. I know that doesn't have a lot to do with communing with the core of this planet and becoming one with the native plant life, |
2:08.8 | but I've always told myself I was going to finish it and I finished it. |
2:12.8 | Hey, don't downplay that. It's one of the best erotic political thrillers I've ever read. |
2:18.8 | So give yourself a major pat on the back. |
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