Episode 77-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Oh jeans! Tommy is back from Toronto and as usual has high praises for his neighbors to the north. Oh Canada! And it's official, Tom's album, White Girls with Cornrows has dropped. They discuss their appreciation for those that have purchased it and the fun it is to do a project like this one on your own. Tom and Tina have a very special segment in which they answer listener questions - it's Get To Know Your Mommy - interrogation style! Plus a very special Top Dog call - just take a guess as to what the topic is. Would You Rather's are back and much more! Buckle Up (your jeans, that is)!

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0:00.0	Just kinda jeans in a round.
0:03.5	Ain't nobody jeans in a round.
0:07.0	Oh, jeans in a round.
0:09.5	I pull them high.
0:11.5	I pull them high.
0:13.0	I wear them tight.
0:14.5	I was so tight.
0:16.5	My jeans are high and tight.
0:21.5	So tight.
0:22.5	You ready for an exciting announcement?
0:24.5	Uh, yeah.
0:25.5	Ah, yeah.
0:26.5	Assah!
0:27.5	Assah!
0:28.5	Oh my god, Assah!
0:30.5	Oh my god, Assah!
0:33.5	Oh my god, Seriously?
0:35.5	Ah!
0:37.5	Oh my god, Seriously?
0:40.5	Seriously.
0:41.5	Where can people see you?
0:46.0	Mommy, tomorrow morning, bright early, I'm going to, in like, three hours again.
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