Welcome to the dinner party download. This is your icebreaker.

So this moth flies into a doctor's office. He says, Doc, you got to help me.

He says, I'm having a hard time. I'm really depressed. I don't know what I'm going to do.

Can you help me, please? And he says, I can't help you. I'm a

chiropractor. He says, you need to go see a psychiatrist or something. He says, why'd you come in here in the first place he says the light was on i'm brendan francis noonam i'm riko galliano and from american public media this is the dinner

party download the show that equips you to win your next dinner party our icebreaker this

week came from david hadago of the band los lobes their new album tin can Tin Can Trust, is up for a gramming. And Los Lobos, if you didn't know, means the

wolves. Yeah, so we just heard a wolf tell a joke about a moth. That's right. It's like Noah's

Arkin here. Or Assov's fables. Or something. Coming up, satirist Christian Lander, Swiss dress codes, therapy dogs, bull weevils, stealth miso, and Toro

Imoire.

But first, time for small talk.

So Rico, to honor Mark Zuckerberg being named Times Man of the Year, the founder of Facebook,

the founder of Facebook.

I'm going to deliver the headlines as Facebook status updates.

All right, let's give Facebook status updates. All right.

Let's give it a try.

All right.

So Hawke Hogan went from single to married.

Oh, I got to remember to write something on his wall.

He found love.

Sweden invited Julian Assange to an interrogation.

A little bummed I was invited.

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