You're going to be. All right Mary?

Something funny?

No, no, nothing's, you know, it's just that both those belts look exactly the same to me, you know, I'm still learning about this stuff and, uh...

This stuff? stuff?

Oh, okay. I see.

You think this has nothing to do with you.

You go to your closet and you select, I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater for instance,

because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back, but what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually

Surulean.

And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002 Oscar de loranta did a collection of

serillion gowns and then I think it was Eve Saint-Lorant who showed serrillion military jackets.

I think we need a jacket here.

And then Cerulian quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers.

We're going to filter down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic

casual corner where you know doubt fished it out of some clearance spin.

However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs.

And it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when in fact

you're wearing a sweater that was selected for you by the people in this

room from a pile of stuff.

So if there is a drag queen out there who has done a lip sync of this monologue.

We need to see it.

Show us the receipts.

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