This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. And Babe. Babe?

Well, it's been a jarring 420 to start it off. I mean...

We both came on to this Skype sash in a pretty good place. I went to go take Tony downstairs, fell down the

stairs, and then hitosslyn heard it

the fuck out of my tailbone

and then Jocelyn heard it from upstairs

where my computer was.

Could you hear, you just heard the slam on the ground?

I heard it sounded like a potato pile.

No offense to your rear end, but it sounded like a pile of potatoes.

At first I thought it was like Tony's limp body

from the distance and then I didn't hear anything

and I was like, this is weird to hear that kind of noise

and then nothing and I was like are you alive?

Well I was still connected to you through my air pods but not but all the sound goes

through my microphone so I did I was like oh fuck and then like was saying I was alive but you couldn't hear it

now I feel very hot.

The post-traumatic shock.

Your spas.

Yeah.

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