Welcome to the Dinner Party Download. This is your icebreaker.

Here's a joke. Two sausages are laying in a pan together, and one sausage looks at the other sausage and goes,

Hey man, I think it's getting hot on here, and the other sausage looks at him and goes,

Oh my God, a talking sausage!

I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum. I'm Rico Gagliano and from American Public Media.

This is the Dinner Party Download, the show that helps you win your next dinner party.

You just got a food-related joke from Buck A.E. Down of Rock Carnival, The Mutator, to break the ice.

And coming up, in honor of Thanksgiving, a three-course meal of stuff you don't know about grilled cheese, hot sauce, and donuts.

You know, the holiday classics.

Yum.

Let's do this.

So, it being Thanksgiving, we thought we'd put together some of our favorite main course segments from past episodes, including some oldies that you might have missed.

And actually, it's the weekend after Thanksgiving, so leftovers seem totally appropriate.

That's true.

But these are delicious.

Indeed. And here's the first item, illegal grilled cheese. Nothing tastes better than crime.

A few months back, we learned about a guy in New York City known only as Ronnie.

You text him, tell him where you are, and a few minutes later, he delivers you a grilled cheese sandwich, which is exactly what Brendan did.

Okay, I'm here on location in the Lower East Side.

I just texted this number, and I just told him where I was, and I'm waiting here back.

Oh, I just got a text back. He says, I'm on a delivery,

be there in 15 minutes. All right. I can wait. So it's been about 10 minutes. And now every time we look around, I think I see Ronnie. Is Ronnie a kid with alabaster legs that look like

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