Hello dear listeners, editor JT here.

After many requests and lots of planning, we're excited to announce we've officially sold out to Big T-shirt and D-program

merch is now available.

As we all know, you're not a real communist unless you sell products to your

listeners and friend have we got some products for you.

We collabed with some very talented designers from the community and came up with a bunch of

designs we think you'll love. Whether you want a sticker for your laptop,

a Chattanooga State Affiliated Media Hat,

or Hakim's patented, I'm So Tired Coffee Cup,

we've got a little something for everyone.

It's a great way to feed your crippling consumption

habit and support the show while you're at it. The merch is available right now at

fourth wall.com slash the D program. That's f-o-r-r-t-h-h-w-a-D-G-P-O-L-G-T-T-E-P-E-P-E-P-E-P-E-P-E-P-E-P-E-E-P-E-L-L-T-E-T-E-T-E-T-T-E-L-T-E-L-L-T-O-O-T-T-L-T-O-O-T-O-O-T like a cute little not that little more like a fat ass tortilla it's because it's

painfully early where I'm at but you know this immense human sacrifice of waking up at 8 a.m. is more than worth it.

To be able to have obviously our brilliant guests on today all the way over from the continent that doesn't exist

Australia which makes me think actually if you're Australian and you never traveled anywhere and only interacted with people online.

You probably think like all nations that fall west of you geographically are just very sleepy

boys because you know they're always

half dead when whenever you were awake and talking to them is that true?

Yeah I was gonna say that but I didn't I didn't want to offend you guys yeah you guys

are incredibly sleepy I don't know what's going on. It's 6 PM. It's the sun's still out here. I'm, yeah, I'm very confused by what's happening. You say that but you're literally drinking a coffee at 6 p.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the real sleeping boy here. I have an insensitive question about Australians.

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