Episode 71- All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 29 February 2016

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

This week we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2013 high school horror film "All Cheerleaders Die," which is currently available on Netflix streaming if you've not yet seen it, and you should really see it before you listen to this episode. Special topics for discussion include: the fact that high school is still the worst, whether or not people have actual abs, the impracticality of pleather, bizarre love triangles, wishing for a Pumpkinhead, hilariously falling into animal traps, freezerboxes and feeling very strange and conflicted about this movie.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Maybe we should get like a theme song that pumps us up or something.
0:13.7	Oh, yeah?
0:14.0	I mean, the song we have now is good, but it doesn't like, we need to listen to it in studio.
0:19.0	I was thinking, yeah, we need something with more of a backbeat than what we have right now.
0:21.8	Just some bleeps and blurps.
0:23.1	Fat baseline.
0:24.2	Real fat, funky baseline.
0:27.8	And then maybe I could, like, spit 16 bars to start every episode?
0:31.0	Yeah.
0:31.3	Will it be 16 bars, like, based on the movie you were doing?
0:35.0	Like, is it going to change or is it going to be a static?
0:36.9	Oh, yeah. It'll be film specific.
0:38.1	I will spend the week
0:39.3	going up to each podcast record.
0:41.4	I'll help you.
0:42.1	I mean, we'll come up with something.
0:45.0	Can you imagine what that would sound like?
0:47.4	I think, where you should try it for next week.
0:49.3	All right?
0:49.6	Because I'm not prepared for this week. You're not prepared for this week. I mean, off the dome. Okay. I'm going to need you to beatbox. Um, what does that sound like? Is that beatboxing?
1:02.9	I feel like, um, the only beatboxing I know is from TV sitcoms in the 90s and it's just like a principal doing it in school and it's really
1:11.1	embarrassing.
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