Hello dear listeners, editor JT here.

After many requests and lots of planning, we're excited to announce we've officially sold out to Big T-shirt and D-program

merch is now available.

As we all know, you're not a real communist unless you sell products to your

listeners and friend have we got some products for you.

We collabed with some very talented designers from the community and came up with a bunch of

designs we think you'll love. Whether you want a sticker for your laptop,

a Chattanooga State Affiliated Media Hat,

or Hakim's patented, I'm So Tired Coffee Cup,

we've got a little something for everyone.

It's a great way to feed your crippling consumption

habit and support the show while you're at it. The merch is available right now at

the links below. Now on to the show. There's like three types of people that

listen to this podcast number one are people

actually interested in learning more about theory learning about the

socialist cause etc etc group number two that basically only listens to the

intro and us mentioning cocks shit and urinals and how to properly wash your ass.

In group number three that probably doesn't have catch anything because they just play us in the background

while they work around their kitchen, wash their dishes or you know work

off their sweaty backs in whatever profession that they are.

J.T. could you please say wash their penis but in the Peterson voice?

No I will not do that.

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