Okay, one final mic test

Just to make sure we're all ready to rock and roll

Yeah, I'm still a bit deaf

But I reckon it's going to be pretty much

Middle of that

Hey!

That's all good, Matt.

It's all good.

Let's see.

Let's test. Thank you. I'm going to be. I'm going to Welcome to the Midlife Game of Podcasts today. In the news, we've got Dragon's Lair, PSP download pricing, some Mass Effect 2.

We'll talk about Borderlands, Max Payne 3, Grand Cerismo 5, some Mass Effect 2, talk about Borderlands, Match Pain 3, Grand

Surismo 5, some Assassin's Creed 2 DLC, Modern Warfare 2, Glitches, Ahoi, Medal of Honor,

bayonetta, BBC eye player, and a bit of tennis addiction, if you will.

All that and much, much more on today's episode, which is number 70, today's Sunday, the 6th of December 2009. Welcome to the Midlife Gamer Podcast. Matthew, how are you, sir? I'm terribly, terribly good. Good. I'm a British shopping. I've started up today. So we've got, what, three weeks?

Yeah? I thought I'd try and get in there. Shops are quiet. We're on a Sunday. Very clever. Go on a Sunday, boys and girls. Yeah, grabbed a few things. Going to get a tree. Decided trees are far too expensive to buy real. Plus, the real ones look a bit funny. I think so that an artificial one,

they all looked very standard and uniform.

I like mine in order. Is it, it's tree size and shape is important to you clearly? It's been important to throw out all my life. Okay. So why didn't I see a tree here last year? Oh, no, it's my first Christmas. Ever. Ever. And what's Santa going to bring you? I don't know, yeah. I don't know, yeah. I haven't got left for dead too yet. No? I've been holding that off. Oh, hang on. Come and sit on my knee first before we start talking. I've been an awfully good boy, sir. Excellent stuff. Right, okay, so first section, what we've been playing and doing. Am I right to kick off with this this week?

Because I've been on holiday.

You have had your week off. And I have played an absolute ton of games. So I'm just warning you in advance, boys and girls. We're going to be talking about a few games here, yeah? Okay. Go on, then you go in. I'm going to kick things off, yes. So I'm playing some more God of War collection and managed to complete God of War I.

First time I've ever played and completed that game. Oh, mate, it's awesome. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I love the story. I mean, I'm really into all the Greek mythology anyway. Yeah, yeah. So. Was that the Clotters of Roads that you were fighting at the start you showed me?

So I should... Yeah, so just jumping ahead to the mandate we had earlier in the week. So I showed Matt the first... Yeah, the opening sequence of God of War II. Oh, was at the start of the second one? Of course, because I knew the start of the first one. on the boat with the quacken, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, you did. And it, you know, it gets even better.

It gets even better. But I had to part that to one side because a few, a few tasty and sexy games came my way this week. What you got? What are you doing? I'll tell you what, I grabbed myself a little PSN game called Gravity Crash. So Gravity Crash, how do I describe it?

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