Alright, ladies and gents, it's that time! Turn up your speaker, strap on a smile! It's the Sims and Lefto Podcast! Here's your host, Adam Lefto, and...

RISES!

Here we are in the flesh holiday week edition of the podcast. Chris Sims was in Oakland.

Alright, it's time for the podcast with my main man, Adam Lefto, fist bump. That's why we pay you the big bucks.

That is not Chris Sims, but that is an amazing Chris Sims imitation. That is the one the only Steven Nelson!

Steven is filling in, we're gonna have Chris on the phone in about 10 minutes.

A lot of people just stop listening. No, you're adorable. No. You're like a snack pack. I have a face for radio and a voice for the newspaper.

Now, man, this is the week when everyone kind of... I think they're really gonna listen to the podcast. I think this is when everyone's with their family, they get bored, they get annoyed, and then I think they're like, man, let me just go hide off in the corner and listen to people be idiots.

I'm excited. I'm excited, I really think so. But we have some rules. First off, there is drinking in the podcast.

Oh, that right there, my friends, is the Cours Banquet Beer. Let me take a second of this, bad boy.

That's incredible. The audio quality is incredible.

Producer, Josh Fendrick. Fendrick Lamar, as I call him. He is pouring Cours Beer into a coffee mug.

Well, Starbucks just doesn't get him drunk enough.

He's just holding him. He sounds like a latte. So we had the second rule of the podcast if you're just joining us. Everybody gets one Cours, and today that is of course Steven Nelson, that is of course Josh Fendrick myself.

And when Chris Sims joins us, he can. I listened back last week. I cursed a lot. I cursed like eight times. I mean, did you have to just censor the heck out of that?

Yeah, that was the longest edit we've had so far on the podcast. It took...

The podcast punishment for going over. It's a great point. You know, maybe I just told the line because I had not been warned.

I'm going to have to go to the judicial board on that one. I don't know what the rules are. I think that if we go over the NFL disciplinary system here, you've got to set up the next podcast.

And Nelson, mostly by himself.

I would be bad.

The end of it is just Fendrick.

Exactly. Just cursing at himself.

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