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I am your host, Hups alongside me is the now famous alarmingly stupid, otherwise known as the voice of

Fordham. You know him as Tommy smokes. Tom Skibelli, what's going on, bud?

I'm pumped. It's opening day. It's maybe the best single day of the entire season of the entire year

It's a national holiday It should be a national holiday. It was an awesome day today. We had some game day dogs

Home hand pizza some pizza I was a little upset because I ate a bacon,

and cheese that was subpar like a half hour before the food got there.

So I was only able to down one slice.

I'mberto, Shout on Umberto's, my parents actually ordered it for dinner

tonight because the place is like five minutes from my house so I'll be

scopping down probably three more slices tonight it it was a lot I almost got food I

almost went to go get lunch and I remember we were gonna do day game dogs we ordered

about a hundred hot dogs yeah I didn't even get any

mustard I got one with cheese and it was a big ketchup guy I just need ketchup on my hot dog

that's it's all I need to make me happy I don't even fuck with the cheese just give me so

I down three before I even knew it and then the pizza came for

with Michael stray hand that dropped off a maybe like more pizzas I've ever seen in my

entire life could feed an entire country entire third world country could be fed just off those pizzas for the full day.

Although, like I said, Del Matanssen, it's a perfect Delmatansis game.

It's like I can see the future.

So let's set it up for the people right now.

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