Episode #694 - Smooth Crinimal

Legion of Skanks Podcast

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4.8 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Comedians Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith discuss Luis’ halloween party, Dave trending on twitter, and whether Jay or Luis would give better relationship advice. Plus, the guys play a brand new version of “Who’s Most Justified…?” All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!!

Air Date: 11/04/22

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0:00.0	Fill her up!
0:02.0	You're listening to the gas digital network!
0:32.0	Hey everyone, it's the Legion's Genics Podcast. We're coming to you from our Zoom show.
0:45.2	Zoom, zoom, zoom. I want you in my room. Zoom, zoom, zoom. Let's go back to my room. I'm Big
0:52.4	Jocerson. That's Dave Smith. That's the Puerto Rican Rattlesonic Lewis J Gomez.
0:56.8	I got a new pair of Cheechy Benton glasses in the mouth today. Very excited.
1:00.8	What are Cheechy Benton? The ones you're wearing?
1:03.8	Yeah, yeah. It was the yellow aviator ray bands, but I change it to the,
1:10.6	whatever they call it, where it gets dark when it's sunny, but if I'm inside it's like clear.
1:15.3	What inspired that change? I like the clear look.
1:20.5	Well, I have to see. I think I might need actual glasses.
1:23.8	No, I do. I'll fucking make fun of your 4-I-S. Dude, let me hilarious.
1:28.2	Yeah. Let me do a wedgie, dude. I can't tell which is weed eyes, or I actually have blurry vision
1:33.8	a lot. Do you know anybody that says Melvin instead of a wedgie? Well, I didn't think it was
1:38.9	instead of I always thought a Melvin was the front kind, mostly for a chick. That's when you
1:43.2	crammed it up a chick's, uh, no, the relips. I don't think Melvin is just a synonym for wedgie.
1:49.3	I thought it was. Well, that's what your aunt had. This with Bill and Ted's bogus journey taught me.
1:53.6	Well, I think it is the final arbiter on maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm just remembering a female front
1:59.2	wedgie as a Melvin, but I don't think so. I'm pretty sure if you look up Melvin scene and Bill and
2:04.0	Ted's bogus journey, I believe it's bogus journey, you should be on this already. Yeah, because I
2:08.3	remember, uh, because death was one of the characters. The bassist. Oh, yeah. I remember. Grim Reaper.
2:16.9	Yeah. And he was like, Melvin, buddy. He's actually, you know, I realized he's a fucking,
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