Wondering where to take the kids this year for the holidays? Board of the usual options?

Then why not try Candle Land, the world's only candle themed theme park?

As a parent, if you know anything, you know that kids love candles.

Experience Wic World, Wax Mountain, the Candlestick Kingdom, the molten Taller River, don't fall in, the birthday cake zone,

Chandler's Cove, the little room where we deal with burns, and of course meet our happy mascot, Mr. Candle.

Hello there, I'm Mr. Candle. Light my wake and watch me burn.

So come and burn the candle at both ends of Candle Land, where there's more candle than you can handle.

Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast, the number one podcast for those involved,

or just interested, in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast is the podcast companion to the Beef and Dairy Network website and

Printed magazine brought to you by Candle Land, the world's only candle themed theme park, which is in the

Welsh town of Clankeeg, and it is that town that we turn our focus to for this episode.

Clankeeg is of course the hometown of Eli Roberts, the former slaughterman turned cut leader,

who has been a guest on this podcast on a number of occasions.

In Clankeeg, Eli had run his slaughterhouse, an organic zoo, and a mosquito-based theme park

called Mosquito Mayhem, which was forcibly closed by the authorities.

His iron grip on the town abated in 2018 when he was arrested for murder, a charge for which he

was ultimately acquitted, although he was jailed for punching a barrister during the trial.

Soon after his incarceration began, he escaped prison during a violent prison riot, and although

he's officially assumed to be dead by the UK government, since then he has travelled the world,

spreading the message of his cult, the Church of Eli, including an extended stay in the

demilitarized zone between North and South Korea. But now he's back in Clankeeg, and he agreed to give

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