Welcome to the happy rant podcast, the podcast in which Stephen Altrogy, Barnabas Piper, and Ted Cluck cheerfully

rant about all the things that don't matter all that much.

And now buckle up for today's episode.

Hey, welcome back to the Happy Ramp podcast.

I am Ted Cluck.

Joined as always by Barnumas Piper and Ron Martin.

Gentlemen, how are you?

Doing pretty well, hanging in there, waiting for the holidays. Yeah there waiting for the holidays.

Yeah, waiting for the holidays and and Ronnie I know I know the holidays are a huge deal for you man.

How's Christmas prep looking in the Martin household?

I mean, yeah, I don't think I'm waiting for the holidays like Piper.

I mean, they have come upon us.

Family is out.

Merriment is being made.

I mean, we are in the throes of it right now as I speak.

Now, I have to tell you, Ronnie, and this may come as sort of a confrontation in love

or just sort of an alert. I think something strange

happened yesterday between the three of us. In that I think a teenage girl must have hijacked your phone and texted Barnabas and I a video from Facebook of like a I don't know like a like a big cat like batting around a little cat.

It was like an angry Tom cat punching a stuffed tiger.

And I thought, oh, isn't that strange that either a 12 year old girl or like a 65 year old woman hijacked my friend's phone. Well Ronnie did say he has

family in town could it have been his mother? No I mean honestly guys I mean it was

I mean I hate to say this and this might be the last time I'm part of this broadcast but it was actually this

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