Episode 64 - Goodbye Bimpsie

Beef And Dairy Network

Maximumfun, Dairy, Partridge, Comedy, Ben, Beef

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Natasha Hodgson, Henry Widdicombe, Tom Crowley, Mike Wozniak, Lucy Farrett, Tim Bick and Hal Lublin join us as we say goodbye to Bimpsie.

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0:00.0	Hello. Before we start this episode properly, I just want to address something that many of you have been in touch about in recent weeks and months.
0:09.0	A few episodes ago, we introduced a co-host on the podcast, a pink children's character called Bimpsi.
0:18.0	And I'm joined today by my new co-host, Bimpsi. Hello, Bimpsi.
0:25.0	Bimpsi!
0:28.0	Bimpsi hasn't appeared on the podcast since, and many of you have been in contact to ask where she is.
0:34.0	Here's a random selection of some of the correspondence we've received.
0:38.0	This first one, a dear beef and dairy network, where has Bimpsi gone?
0:46.0	She was so accomplished in that first episode, she rather outshone the regular host who I find to be quite smug and then it goes on.
0:57.0	This one, dear beef and dairy network, Bimpsi appearing on the show gave me the confidence to leave my husband and fulfill my lifetime dream of opening a shop selling wicker furniture.
1:11.0	Not quite sure how Bimpsi helped with that, but giving her a picture and just one more.
1:18.0	And this one is just full of hot gravy!
1:24.0	Sorry.
1:26.0	Bimpsi was the creation of a PR company, handcatch PR, that we engaged to try and help us raise our listenership in the face of financial difficulties.
1:35.0	It is now a public knowledge that because of some financial mismanagement by our former accountant, Donek Bumron, we now have a significant debt in euros to the Estonian government and in grain to the actor Ted Danson.
1:50.0	It is our contention that this strategy of bringing Bimpsi on board hasn't worked and I wish to make it very clear what the network's decision is about the future of Bimpsi as a character and I'm going to ring Melanie from handcatch PR and tell her now.
2:11.0	Hello Melanie, handcatch, handcatch PR.
2:14.0	Hi Melanie, beef and dairy network here.
2:17.0	Hello, how things going, nice to hear from you, been a while, but...
2:22.0	Yes, it's been a while.
2:24.0	Look, I'm not going to beat around the bush here. We've here at HQ, we've been talking about Bimpsi.
2:30.0	Oh, I mean, who hasn't? She's been on everyone's minds, on everyone's feet, on everyone's lips.
2:36.0	Actually, now you say that's... We actually actually have some good news for you.
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