Amanda, I was pre-gaming before we started recording because I was texting with Kelly Williams,

aka Laguna Biocch.

Love her.

Love her.

Parasocially, I love her.

No.

And honestly, I'm shocked that you guys are not real life friends because she, you guys would

be twins.

You guys have the best of times but we were talking

about I said to her um do the southern hospitality girls like just hate Mia for being hot and

interesting what the fuck I nor I blue sky tweeted this um which no one saw of course because no one saw in blue sky

skated I skated it I said I do not I mean I know we're dealing with like girlfriend betrayal on

summer house but like we're not in the same category here me it doesn't doesn't really know Jordan who looks like a small.

Jordan is so small.

She looks like a little child.

Jordan, I'm so worried you're cold all the time.

But like, so Mia is not friends with Jordan.

She does not know Jordan.

Jordan and Justin are hot and heavy hookup

buddies. Jordan unfortunately is learning the lesson that we all learn, which is like if you're like,

it's actually cool. We're just hooking up. He will be like, good, great. I'll never put in an ounce more effort

than that. That's the most effort I'll ever put in. And that's all you'll ever get for me. I love it.

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