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Wet Jeans

Episode 63: I Kissed the Landscaper

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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0:00.0

It's Friday.

0:04.0

Friday. Welcome everybody into wet jeans.

0:07.3

It's episode 63, Tyler and this episode, which is only six away from 69.

0:12.2

Is it? Six.

0:13.0

Yeah, which really makes my gooch tingle.

0:17.0

Speaking of gooches, I gotta, before we get into a really important non-political episode,

0:22.0

I gotta comment on something. You ever see on

0:24.0

Instagram that company Manscaped? It's like a like body hair trimming or something.

0:30.5

Yeah, but they advertise it to like, because it's, they want you to, uh, like,

0:36.5

trim your balls with it.

0:37.7

Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:38.7

And they call their products the lawnmower.

0:41.5

And I was just thinking like, guys, guys like fellas how long are we letting our

0:44.8

our sack fur grow out where a company named their electric razor the lawnmower I mean

0:50.8

what's going on yeah are people just waiting like like

0:53.7

people waiting months to shave their pubes? I mean how cold is it where we were like

0:58.3

there's literally does everyone nuts I don't know how everyone else nutsack look but does it look like a Canadian goose jacket hoodie down there like I don't understand

1:07.6

I was just thinking it probably looks like fox fur like around the neck like it's well known that the gooch is probably the most uncharted territory besides like Area

1:16.0

51, maybe like parts of the bottom of the ocean and then there's the gooch but I mean obviously guys are letting it

1:26.1

you know flow down there if they're gonna name their razor the lawnmower.

1:30.3

Yeah wait what's the name of the forest in Harry Potter that you're not supposed to go to?

1:34.0

Because that's essentially what the taint is.

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