Episode 624: The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln Part IV - Madder than a Hatter

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🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

As the story of The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln comes to a close, the boys pick back up with John Wilkes Booth, on the run after taking the life of the 16th President and we learn just how he happend to cross paths with the mercury-laced mad hatter who was responsible for taking him down once and for all.

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:02.9	This is the last hot task.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.2	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:12.3	What was that?
0:14.9	But honestly, with a lot of them, like, especially now, the way they make Castratis now is they just push them up.
0:27.1	Yeah.
0:28.0	If you push the balls up, then what happens is that you just pop them back up into a little hole.
0:32.8	You're talking to you do this to children?
0:34.4	I mean, if you're at the Vatican, yeah.
0:36.2	And if you're training Castratis, then yes. Yeah the Vatican, yeah, and if you're training Castratis,
0:39.2	then yes. Yeah, because yeah,
0:40.2	obviously, you need to.
0:42.8	Oh. No.
0:44.5	Next last week, someone said that my Abraham Lincoln is turning into Mickey Mouse.
0:48.2	And it is.
0:49.7	Oh, Minnie. That makes a lot of sense.
0:51.7	He was Disney's favorite president.
0:53.5	Do you think that he was...
0:54.3	The first animatronic human.
0:55.7	He was the favorite president of Walt Disney?
0:58.8	That's right.
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