Episode 62- Darkness Falls (2003)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

You guys, 2015 was an amazing year. We had a great time doing this podcast and interacting with all of you and building our little Werewolf Ambulance community. That's why it's super weird that, conversely, we decided to cap off this wonderful year with one of the worst stinkers that has ever crossed our path: the 2003 supernatural horror film "Darkness Falls."

Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not we are actually sorry for having you watch this movie, a review of our notes which primarily read "this is so dumb," saying people's names over and over and over, a little Kurt Russell sidebar, the phrase "tooth fairy super strong Duane 'the Rock' Johnson" and a long discussion of teeth, losing teeth and being compensated for losing teeth.

Have you seen this one? Are you mad at us? Please say you're not mad at us. Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, please feel free to suggest movies for us to cover! We always love to hear from you.

Please also give our sponsor cryptocurium.com some love by checking out the Parcel of Terror on their site.

Happy new year, EMTs! May 2016 bring you way better movies than this one.

Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of Warwolf Ambulance.
0:13.0	I'm Katie. I'm here with my friend Alan. Hey, Alan.
0:15.7	Hey, Katie.
0:16.6	How are you? I got a flu shot yesterday, so I'm a little dragon today.
0:20.6	Oh, no.
0:21.5	And I've also seen the fucking worst movie.
0:25.8	Maybe ever.
0:26.7	That's how we're going to close 2015 with a real fucking dud.
0:32.7	Spoiler alert, this movie's a turd.
0:34.7	I am sorry if you watched it.
0:36.2	You know.
0:37.4	No, we shouldn't be. I watched it. You know. We shouldn't be.
0:38.4	I watched it.
0:39.4	You had to watch it.
0:41.7	Share our pain,
0:43.3	Werewolf EMTs.
0:44.3	It's really bad.
0:46.1	Like, I guess we're not even going to try to, I mean, it's really, it's abysmal.
0:51.7	So it starts off like... This movie is called Darkness Falls from 2003. It's on Netflix. It's abysmal. So it starts off like...
0:54.2	This movie's called Darkness Falls from 2003.
0:56.3	It's on Netflix.
0:57.3	It's fucking bad.
	...

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