Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?

Yeah, I love to.

We got some shit to get into today.

I have one thing of my notes.

Let me open my notes and see if there's anything else.

It's time for Matt and Manateley's social sitting across from me as Paul Mattingley.

Across from me, it's Mr. Matt Donnelly.

On the knobs and dials, Jake up the other.

He's my favorite.

We're free and fun.

So, uh, they offered flu shots at our work.

Oh yes, yes, yes.

And I got a flu shot.

Paul and I both got flu shots yesterday.

And then last night I had some of the most intense diarrhea I have ever experienced in my grown life.

And it continued through this morning.

And I feel like I have been beaten to shit.

Do you blame this on the flu shot? I don't know. I... In your heart, do you blame this on the flu shot?

Yes. Emotionally, this is the flu shot small. It'd be weird if you didn't because you brought it up so

concurrently. It is not uncommon for me to have loose stools.

However, this was a violent aberration.

When I was done after the second time, it looked as though someone had filled a gym sock with turkey jiblet gravy and slapped it violently all around the toilet.

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