Episode 608 - Launch America Failure

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson and Dan Hollaway watch the SpaceX Rocket Launch live up until the cancellation but the show must go on! They ponder how astronauts use the bathroom while they are wearing their space suits, debate whether or not 2020 could get any worse, and why Robert Rodriguez won’t let Ross direct the next “Machete”.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by GhostBed.com
0:10.0	Sit back, relax, and grab a fucking dreamy
0:17.0	Yeah, Dancini, it's that day, brother!
0:27.0	Um, what day?
0:28.0	I'd say good, break up, and out, down, down, space, sex!
0:32.0	We're finally putting some people back in space, Dan.
0:35.0	Yeah, yeah, this is a big one, actually.
0:37.0	Huge!
0:38.0	Huge, cut to that, George Eo.
0:39.0	Can you cut to that picture right there?
0:41.0	Look at that thing.
0:42.0	Look at that big white donkey dick in the sky.
0:46.0	Goddamnit.
0:47.0	So there's the two astronauts there.
0:50.0	I want to talk about their sexy suits.
0:52.0	Look at that.
0:53.0	Is that pleather?
0:54.0	Um, you know, I think it's dolphin skin.
0:57.0	Ah, albino dolphin skin.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:01.0	Only musk would come up with albino dolphin skin.
1:03.0	Well, you've got to bleach it still.
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