Episode 607: The Tragedy of the Batavia Part III - Bored to Death

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🗓️ 8 February 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Yarrrr, This week the boys pick back up with the surviving passengers of the shipwrecked Batavia, stranded on a reef in the Abrolhos Islands, off the Western coast of Australia - where Jeronimus Cornelisz's bloody reign of terror had only just begun...

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:02.9	This is the last hot task.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.2	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:12.3	Who was that?
0:14.9	Oh, yeah!
0:31.3	Um, so for today's episode, we're going to be talking about, obviously, some of the worst sea-based crimes since what happened to Ariel.
0:34.1	Who? The littlest mermaid.
0:38.1	But from the last I saw, she wasn't so little to me.
0:38.8	You know what I'm saying?
0:43.1	Okay, so you're going to start this whole thing with talking about how attractive you think the little mermaid is.
0:46.5	I'm just saying, that's not how I want to know which one.
0:48.2	It just kind of went there.
0:49.6	I didn't mean to be there.
0:51.4	I'm a flounder man myself.
0:52.3	Oh, I know. You love.
0:54.1	He loves a bottom feeder.
0:56.6	Put your eyes on one side.
0:59.1	Let me slide underneath.
1:00.9	Slither on top of my body, you little yellow and blue fuck.
1:05.0	This is what I didn't want to do this stuff.
1:07.2	I actually wanted to make the announcement that I'm taking the payout from the CIA.
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