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Internet Box

Episode 60

Internet Box

Mike

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2012

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Episode 60 of the Internet Box.

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0:00.0

Mike, you want to mention anything about the white knife?

0:02.4

All right, well, I just like to let everybody know that I am the white knife in the darkness.

0:06.8

Because every time I'm on tiny chat or something, I usually have the lights off.

0:10.3

I'm very white.

0:11.3

My computer monitor gives off light, so that's the only light source in the room

0:15.5

So I appear as a white knife flashing through the darkness

0:19.4

I'm pretty sure that you just fucked up the saying and then made up a bullshit.

0:24.0

No, no, that's garbage, no.

0:25.7

I was always the white knife.

0:27.6

If you got a power outage, I will slung through the darkness.

0:30.2

I'm the white knife.

0:31.6

I cut you the darkness.

0:33.0

That's so racist.

0:35.0

Oh my God.

0:37.0

Is it racist?

0:38.0

Go.

0:39.0

That was a good intro.

0:40.0

Fantastic shot Mike. Fantastic job.

0:43.4

Like.

0:44.0

Oh, like, you should, yeah it was beautiful.

0:47.6

You should, yeah it was beautiful. You should, you should have music like that anytime you talk, Mike.

0:51.4

Is that the speech you give yourself when you stand in front of the mirror and think about

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