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Capital

Episode 6

Capital

An improvised comedy about executing an execution.

Comedy

4.8653 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Meet the civil servants dealing with the fallout of a referendum that brings back capital punishment with a 51% majority. This week, in the final episode, it's the day of the hanging. Featuring guest star Emily Lloyd-Saini.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, my name.

0:06.4

Hi, Matilda, yeah.

0:12.4

I'm calling from ITN.

0:14.4

Basically, we've had to listen to the audio files, and they're, you know, fascinating.

0:20.2

But my editors are saying there's

0:21.9

nothing in here that's really newsworthy. Unfortunately, we already know a lot of this stuff.

0:29.7

You know, the leaks have been going on. Frankly, the public is kind of bored of what's going

0:34.1

on at your department now. I think they just all want to get it over with.

0:39.1

So if we are going to publish something,

0:41.5

it's got to be real front page material,

0:42.3

if you know what I mean.

0:45.2

You know, we need some laws that have actually been broken,

0:47.8

something that's going to grab people's attention.

0:49.3

Either that or some sex.

0:51.2

I don't know if people could be having sex or taking drugs in there.

0:52.9

Sort of millennials. You know, that angle could work too.

0:56.7

Chow for now.

0:58.4

Anybody else find it spooky how quickly Matilda managed to find Giggle last night?

1:02.3

No, no, no, no.

1:02.9

If I understand the criminal mindset,

1:04.6

she would have known to go to the petrol station

1:06.8

because criminals are attracted to cars and machinery.

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