Episode 6: Opening Day
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2018
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
It’s finally Opening Day and Tom is back from his wild weekend in Vegas and the Bahamas. We break down the Yankees Opening Day lineup, and discuss how Greg Bird is the first human being made of actual glass. Also, the Yankees can’t sell their cool beers because the MLB hates fun and we give our season predictions. Now, let’s go win a World Series!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.6 | It's opening day, motherfucker! |
| 0:13.0 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch, |
| 0:15.5 | a special opening day edition. |
| 0:17.5 | I am your host, Hubbs. |
| 0:18.8 | Alongside me is the lucky motherfucker, alarmingly stupid, |
| 0:22.4 | otherwise known as the voice of Fordham you know |
| 0:24.8 | now as Tommy smokes Tom Scabelli say hello what's going on everybody you |
| 0:29.6 | fuck you have what you have like 7,000 more Twitter followers than me right now. |
| 0:34.4 | We recorded last week. |
| 0:36.4 | Yeah, it was, uh, it was not like that. |
| 0:38.9 | We both, we both went over the 10K number, which I've been chasing for a little bit but you just |
| 0:43.5 | sword past me you fuck. I get into your Vegas story later but I mean we got to be |
| 0:49.0 | quick here because you're living with Dave Port Knight tonight. I want to say living with him. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm going to go home. |
| 0:54.0 | So it's 6.08 right now. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm going to record this. |
| 0:58.0 | I'm going to take an Uber over to his apartment. |
| 0:59.0 | We're going to watch the games tonight. |
| 1:01.0 | I don't know all the games to 1 a.m. Whatever and then he's gonna send me in an |
| 1:04.6 | over back to Long Island. Oh my God and... Wait you live at home I thought you lived |
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