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🗓️ 18 July 2018
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Inside Morgan and Annie's apartment, Annie Morgan and Mitch are packing their bags, preparing for their expedition into the brush. |
0:08.0 | For Annie, packing means cramming stuff haphazardly into garbage bags. |
0:13.0 | Because I'm packing, packing bag, if you think that a bag can hold your stuff. |
0:18.0 | Because I'm packing, packing bag. |
0:20.0 | How can you send packing-related parody songs at a time like this? |
0:23.0 | I'm stoked. What are you not stoked? |
0:25.0 | No! We're about to head out onto the surface of a deadly alien world. |
0:29.0 | A deadly alien world crammed to the tits with psychedelics. |
0:32.0 | We can get messed up, bring the stuff back, sell it, get rich, and then we can afford to get really messed up. |
0:37.0 | I don't see any weapons in your bag. What are you packing? |
0:41.0 | This is all loose snacks and DVDs. |
0:45.0 | Jealous? I'm just trying to allow for every possibility. |
0:48.0 | Who's to say I won't be in the mood to watch classic episodes of Tales from the Crypt? |
0:52.0 | It's gonna be dangerous out there. We're gonna need to move quickly, so just bring the essentials. |
0:56.0 | Okay. What do you mean by essentials? |
0:59.0 | Food, water, weapons, and season six of Frazier. |
1:03.0 | Okay, there's some really good Eddie moments in that season. |
1:05.0 | I know, right? But I want to re-emphasize that this trip isn't about getting fucked up. |
1:10.0 | It's about retrieving a weird gem that tandem wants for reasons. We have to stay alert. |
1:16.0 | Well, I'm appropriately prepared. Let's just say I did a little shopping to make sure I had a leg up. |
1:24.0 | Huh? Right? |
1:25.0 | Okay, what are you gesturing at? |
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