Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?

Yeah, I'd love to.

Great.

Let's go.

It's time for Matt and Manning's Headscream Social sitting across for me, an apple eating Paul Mattingley. Across for me is a non-appell eating Matt Donnell.

And on the Nounsel's dials, Jacob the audio guy.

I'm an apple.

We begin, of course, with earthquake reporting.

And as usual, our relationship to California is. If it happened in California and Nevada,

the news is mostly about California. If it happened in California, Nevada, it happened in California.

I even felt it on a personal level, like with my Facebook friends, all my L.A. friends

being like, oh, it's great, blah, right, right.

I was like, over here, too.

We also, I had a weird moment during the latest earthquake.

So we've had two earthquakes in the last week.

I did not feel the first one at all.

Right.

I believe I was asleep.

I was. I was asleep.

I heard that there might be earthquakes, and so I left the country.

I went to Canada, and I hid out there for four days.

Good call.

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