There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left.

On the left.

That's when the cannibalism started.

What was that? What was that?

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah, dude, now we're in the dude. We're in the dew, we're're in the dew. We're in the dew. We're finally in the dew where you wanted to be for weeks now.

Whatever, man. I saw this, it's because I was excited about finding like a good meaty poltergeist story.

Sure this is where it started.

Yeah, and it's just but it's kind of funny because then we called in like I wanted to get a response

from the government of Humpty Dum, right? And we did call, so first thing I did offer

a Snickers to the child that runs the city.

I offered him the Snickers. he said what's that then and then we fought for a while you know but then

afterwards he listened to my story no we talked to we try to talk to the local government of Humpty do to find I was like this is this huge

They're not gonna acknowledge it, but this is they literally came back. We're like we have no idea what you're talking about and I was like this is a cover up.

I mean He's not a cover up. I mean...

To be fair this happened 30 years ago.

It's not... but it's modern times.

You should have just started calling random old people.

I honestly, I try to.

I wish I could. I don't know how the phone numbers work. They're longer than ours.

Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies and gentlemen, my name's Marcus Parks. I'm here with the confused about telephones Henry

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