Hey guys, welcome to Martini's Ann Murder. I think a lawyer just jumped on.

Unfortunately, because we were trying to get away with a ton of shit today. But no, the lawyer had to just hop on the line.

Well, thanks, lawyer. You guys can go on mute now. Yeah, we're just about to start right off the top big day today.

Today's a big day. Oh, it's John Thrasher's birthday today. The day that you're hearing this is not John Thrasher's birthday. So you're going to send him, you know, happy birthday to each

lady. Yeah, happy, delighted. Yeah, John, how old are you? I am a 21 year old beautiful young muscular, a box of lady. Yeah, 21. That's what we'll go with. Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm not one of those people that's

like worried about their age. So I don't want to make make that a thing. I'm 32 today. Mazel top, which I have to say 32 when I hit 30. I was like, okay, 30. Yeah, but then like 31 felt old and now 32 feels

really old. So it's only going to go up from. I know I need to just get used to you have any like birthday traditions that you do. Does your

family like send you a certain type of cake that you like? Like what are you doing something on your birthday? You don't give a shit

about it. No, but if my family's listening and want to send me cake, please do do that. That would be amazing. No, no traditions.

Pumkin pie. Pumkin pie. No, we've to we've established that. No, no traditions. Honestly, I'm the type of person that doesn't love a lot of

attention. So I'm not really looking to do anything crazy. So me announcing it on this podcast. It would be another idea. Okay, no, I don't mind here. I'm happy to share

that information. But you know, one of my one of the little ones in my family, I should say, got an iPad for Christmas. She's only a few years old,

frankly, I was going to say how little we talking we're talking under 10 cute got an iPad and now she texts me all the time. And she is actually more

excited about my birthday than I am. She faced timed me this morning before I had even woken up for work. She had sent me 10,000 messages with like, you know, how you can put

like balloon effects on the messages. She was doing that. You better do something nice for her birthday. I will. I know I really

should. You're right. Don't make me feel bad. She's bringing it. And I'm always here in New York and she's back home. So I never

get to see her on her birthday. But now I've got to really take it to the next level. Are you going to have a good dinner tonight? Are you

going to make dinner? Because it's a weeknight. You know, we record this show on Wednesdays for those of you listening. I'm not doing

anything crazy. I like to keep my weekdays very routine. I don't like to go crazy on during the weeknight. So maybe this weekend, I'll

have some friends over do something small. But no, I'm not really kind of blowing it out. If you guys are wondering why Matt hasn't

hopped on the line to say happy birthday. It's because he's not here right now. For the moment, he missed last week. So he

said he like hopped and he said, oh, no one cares. We didn't miss you last week. And frankly, I don't miss him right now. I

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