Episode 577: Armin Meiwes Part II - The Final Taboo

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2024

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Hungry for more? Well, you’re in luck! This week the boys dice their way into Gold Star Territory with the gruesome conclusion to the tale of “The Master Butcher” Armin Meiwes and his volunteering victim Bernd Brandes.

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it.
0:23.0	So try our new blend from Spring Hill Jack Coffee.
0:26.0	Reptilian in the morning.
0:28.0	Our proprietary blend of light they roasted cochayo husks
0:32.0	will have you immediately energize upon emerging from the
0:35.4	pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:40.7	Thanks, honey. I'm cold-blooded. Gah! Mm-mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last hot gas on the left.
1:04.3	Heh heh heh heh.
1:05.8	Why from your glade?
1:07.6	That's when the cannibalism started.
1:10.8	What was that? Oh, yeah!
1:15.0	Man, nothing has to be as
1:19.0	man nothing has to be
1:21.0	as disappointing as finding out that you don't even have enough dick for lunch.
1:25.0	I know I don't.
1:29.0	Nobody does.
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