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Winamp. Winamp.

It really whips the llama's ass.

I remember winamp, but I don't remember what it does or did does that count as remembering something

I remember like if you were given a list of random combinations of six letter words you would know that

Winnam was a thing?

Yeah, yeah right if this was one of those Donald Trump IQ tests or it was like which of these are words?

I would go Winnamp I mean it's not a word but it is a thing I mean I'm in the

music business and win amp has am in it it was a music product although amped did not

derive directly from amplifier.

Oh, well then what the hell?

It was kind of a backronym.

I hate those when they make Patriot Act be the preserving Americas

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