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adrift, with Jeff Lloyd and Annabelle Port. Hello, do you want to hear about a really weird thing that happened to me a couple of nights ago.

Of course.

So me and my two year old son are in.

It's about 20 past 7.

I'm looking to do an 8 o'clock bedtime,

so we're just finishing up watching a bit of

children's BBC in the night garden or whatever it is and then I'll be taking

him upstairs to start the bedtime routine yeah the doorbell goes. Now Jean gets very excited when he hears the

doorbell so we both go to answer the door. I open it and there's a woman I would say in her 50s she looks quite similar to a younger

Susan Sarandon and she beams at me and says,

hi, how are you at the same time as walking into my house

quite purposefully?

Actually into your hallway?

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