Well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast, starring Jay from the sexy armpit, and Matt from Dinosaur Dracula.

Ooh, Merry Christmas and Christmas comes this tiny year.

Oh, oh, Merry Christmas in Christmas.

Christmas comes this tiny year.

So I'm having a little Christmas party up in here, Matt.

A Christmas party, you say?

Got my lights going.

I got my tiny miniature Christmas tree.

Oh, yeah. I haven't seen the tree yet, I don't think, but I have seen the lights.

The best part, it's on remote control. You are so proud of, like, you, you text me. I know we talk

all the time, but you text me on average about once every three years.

And last night was one of those occasions because you were so proud that your Christmas lights could be turned off via remote.

I'm like a hundred years old because I am so fascinated by remote control stuff yeah so how does one

rig Christmas lights to a remote control like is it your TV remote what is it so you could buy

these remote things at you know Walmart or wherever you go and then all the components plug into

this contraption you have been been here. So everything's

on remote control. And I'm always hitting buttons and things are going on. I mean, I really could

have a clapper if I wanted to. Yeah. But if I sat there doing one of these, everything would turn on at

the same time. Yeah. And also, you're a big clapper, so there would be a lot of accidental turning

ons and off.

That's so true.

Somebody will come out on like raw and like the whole house would a lot of flames.

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