Hello, I'm Rico Gagliano.

I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum. And those people you hear in the background, they're you.

Did you see my eyebrow raised when I said that?

Yes, we're not speaking literally, of course, but figuratively, those voices represent the thousands and thousands of you out there in the audience who listen to us.

And we love your company because frankly it was lonely when it was just us and her parents.

Lonely and awkward.

That's true.

But now we need to pay for things like our microphones and our rec room full of Picasso's and gold.

So now for the first time ever, people, you can express your love for the dinner party

download by making a donation on our website.

It is dinnerparty download.org, and you'll not only be helping us with our growing

bandwidth bills, but you'll be letting our overlords know you value our show.

Very important.

Yes, right now we're extending a dinner party invitation to you and your friends, Andrew

Jackson, James Garfield, Benjamin Franklin, basically any president that appears on a U.S.

banknote.

Capiche?

Just hit pause on whatever device you're listening to right now and head to our website

and support us.

It's dinnerparty download.org.

We'll wait.

This is really awkward, man.

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