Episode 557: Survival in the Andes Part I - Stayin' Alive

Last Podcast On The Left

The Last Podcast Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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This week the boys pack their bags and head down to South America for the chilling tale of the Old Christians Club Rugby Team and the tragic plane crash of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571.

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0:00.0	Hold, primates, primates, listening. It is I, Numator 479.
0:10.0	According to our studies of your puny mammalian race, we discovered you like very good coffee.
0:16.6	And while it is our evolutionary purpose to cause you psychic torment, we want you awake
0:21.8	in Vivacious to give it. So try our new blend from Spring Hill
0:25.5	Jack Coffee, Reptilian in the morning. Our proprietary blend of light they roasted cochayo husks
0:32.1	will have you immediately energize upon emerging from the
0:35.4	pain coaca with all your slippery new eggs.
0:39.5	Thanks, honey.
0:41.5	How many? Ah, ha, you... Thanks, honey. I'm cold-blooded. Gah! Mm-mm!
0:47.0	Ex to Spring Hill Jack and Last Podcast on the left. I'm ready to get out there and eat some babies.
0:54.0	Get out of the way, Hillary Clinton.
0:56.0	There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left.
1:04.2	Heh heh heh heh now.
1:05.6	Right on your glade.
1:07.6	That's when the cannibalism started.
1:10.6	What was that? So I hope that for today's episode.
1:19.0	Are we doing? Are we ready?
1:22.0	We're ready. And I'm ready to hear your hopes.
1:24.4	I'm sitting here. Your dreams. I hope because I know what I did today was that I
1:28.8	kissed my puppies. I had a big hot plate of food and I turned up the heat. I made it 85 degrees in that.
1:39.4	Just so that I could because this story it freaks me out. I'd imagine it really freaks me out and I just I hope the audience is hungry. Yeah, I was watching alive and I literally ordered postmates and I felt so guilty
1:51.6	Yeah, yeah, how easy it was.
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