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Some of that was good. Yeah, I'm live. I don't believe you. What's happening, y'all? It is Tuesday, around 12.45 on this lovely smokey afternoon in Los Angeles, California. There are fires in Ventura, Santa Barbara area.

Yeah, that's why you're right. When I say fires, I mean like fucking back draft, the movie fires, like it's ridiculous. And it's with the winds. It's all the smokes down here. So people are advised not to be outside. The kids at the school across from my home cannot be outside. I couldn't walk my son out because there's ashes every like my car was covered in ashes. I usually park in the garage, but I didn't last night. I come out just covered in ashes.

It smells like, you know, like you've been camping all the goddamn day in all of LA. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. All good. It'll go away. But for those dealing with the fire, that sucks. I hope you guys figured out and you say safe. Yeah, tonight is a first live fire in the kin quite some time. Brian, I have been on our own, doing our own shows. So we're back together. Of course, if we're going to do it, we're going to do that. The comedy store. My favorite place on planet Earth.

Yeah, sold out show packed house. MJ Chin. You guys will be there of course. Yeah. Yeah. Jim, we're in Ontario. Last week on feels like forever ago. Doesn't really. It feels like it was feels really. Yeah. Oh, man. That's me. It's all blur. It feels like like two years ago. That's why feel like two years ago. Um, that traffic down to fucking. That's probably the worst for anything I've ever done. I think show wise ever. Ever. Yeah. Three hours.

About three hours. Yeah. About three hours. Two me about three hours. Because you got to cut through down to. I mean, it was so bad. It's so red. I'll read the entire way from here to there.

Yeah. I posted a just a snap of my screen shot on Instagram of what ways. And that was after an hour and ten minutes in the car. It was like two hours and 40 minutes left. Oh, the God. Damn it. And then I, you know, my one kind of thing, especially on this diet, I've been keto since the day after Thanksgiving like strict, strict keto.

And the one thing that gets me through it is fluids. So I drink a lot of fluids, uh, cop, I'll just black coffee, maybe with some almond milk, especially after, um, later in afternoon, it's just black coffee, uh, a lot of water, um, sparkling waters, flavored sparkling waters, but nothing with artificial sweetener or sugar. No, no sugar.

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