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Hey, you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents.

So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework.

We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures

and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle.

Care to join us? Hello, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones.

And I'm Mrs. Jones, and we want to welcome you to episode 55 of the We Gotta Think podcast.

What's so special about 55, Mrs. Jones?

I'm just going to say fuck you right now.

What did I do to deserve that?

It is 55.

So this is take number two, and Mr. Jones was like, oh, episode 55, that's how old you are. Yeah. So, fuck you. Thank you.

I know how old I am. I have a driver's license to prove it. Finding our happy place in the

lifestyle. Oh, we're so happy, aren't we? We're trying to find our happy place. We thought we found it until you told me that the episode matched my age.

You know, the life of a husband.

You can't win, can you?

No.

Oh, but you're my hero.

Oh, yeah?

Because, so we've been in our house, what, like, it's almost 12 years, right?

Yeah.

So a lot of the, like, shrubbery in our flower beds in the front of the house have become a little mature.

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