Episode #54: Doug's Shit Faced Christmas Podcast

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2014

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Doug rounds up comedian Brett Erickson and Chad Shank to get the story behind Castle Rock Kenny’s name. Christmas preparations, a sing-a-long, dog fights and Uncle Fuzzy all round out this special Shit Faced Christmas podcast.Tour T-Shirts are now available online at www.dougstanhope.com and supplies are limited. This podcast sponsored by -Bisbee Grand Hotel - bisbeegrandhotel.comMiners & Merchants - http://on.fb.me/148EdNeBrown Paper Tickets - brownpapertickets.comAce Bandage - www.acebrand.comRecorded Dec 25, 2014 at the Safe House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), comedian Brett Erickson (@bretterickson68), Chad Shank (@HDfatty) and Castle Rock Kenny. Edited by Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Intro music "" by Mishka Shubaly. Closing song “Funeral Party” by The Mattoid. Both available on iTunes.Get on the Mailing List and so Doug can contact you the minute he decides to cancel his retirement.

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0:00.0	I'm drunk again, blue my drug money on a corduugin
0:23.0	Well, I am a cultured man with tastes discriminating
0:31.0	But I'll settle for a tall glass of anything
0:38.0	I fell in love with love and death and darkness
0:52.0	If I'm a bad drunk well, it's not for lack of practice
0:59.0	There is no, this is no modern romance
1:05.0	Because I'm going home in a fucking ambulance
1:10.0	Well, let my the only one drink in tonight
1:17.0	The only one drink in tonight
1:24.0	Spring break, gone broke, it's spring
1:33.0	Now I'm the only one
1:45.0	Mirrored medicine, cabin at door like the hatch of a submarine
1:51.0	Bottles inside like buttons and dials and tiny backlit screens
1:58.0	But it put prints on the bathroom floor
2:04.0	In a hotel close to the airport
2:09.0	Well, I might be the only one drink in tonight
2:16.0	The only one drink in tonight
2:24.0	Dispares an octopus with its head in new Hampshire
2:32.0	And tentacles everywhere
2:36.0	Well, let my the only one drink in tonight
2:43.0	The only one drink in tonight
2:49.0	The only one drink in tonight
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