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Episode 539: Henry Morgan: Scourge of the Spanish Main

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Sofa King Podcast, we travel back in time and look at the king of all swashbucklers, Sir Henry Morgan. Morgan was a privateer (paid by the crown, so not a dirty pirate) who single handedly changed the face of the Caribbean and the war between England and Spain. In the 1600s, he was known for his cunning tactics (such as using the nuns and priests as a human shield), and he’d fight on land or at sea. He was one of the leaders of Jamaica, beloved by the people of England, and the scourge of the Spanish fleet. Yes, he helped England, but often at the end of a cutlass, with his men torturing their captives, taking slaves, and burning entire towns to the ground. Nothing could stop him. Born to a humble farmer, Henry Morgan longed for adventure. Two of his uncles served in the British Navy, and he wanted to as well. At a young age, he worked his way to the Caribbean and Jamaica, though nobody is exactly sure how he got there. It was very expensive and dangerous to make the voyage, and many versions of this tale exist. What is known is that within a short time, he was not just serving in the navy, but was given his own ship and a group of fellow privateers and buccaneers. Their mandate was to cause as much trouble for Spain as possible. They sank ships and sacked towns as long as England and Spain were at war. Which was always. As he grew in wealth, stature, and infamy, so did his navy. He was eventually named an Admiral and started to sack major towns along the Spanish Main. Some of his exploits made more money than the entire export of Jamaica. Others didn’t make much. But his amazing mind for tactics and his ruthlessness on the battle field and in the cities he sacked made him a legend. He was so feared by the Spanish, entire armies would sometimes abandon their posts if he was coming. He was so beloved by England than even when he broke the law and illegally attacked a city, he was knighted and made Lieutenant Governor of Jamaica. This is like Pirates of the Caribbean but rated R and on steroids. And yes, the Captain Morgan rum guy was based on this awesome buccaneer. Listen, laugh, learn. Visit Our Sources: https://www.thoughtco.com/captain-morgan-greatest-of-the-privateers-2136378 http://www.thewayofthepirates.com/famous-buccaneers/henry-morgan/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan https://www.historynet.com/henry-morgan-the-pirate-who-invaded-panama-in-1671.htm https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofWales/Sir-Henry-Morgan/ https://pirates.fandom.com/wiki/Henry_Morgan http://www.thewayofthepirates.com/types-of-pirates/buccaneers/

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a new world order government thanks you for your participation

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0:47.0

I am so for king with me tad.

0:50.0

You say funny things. Just realize I'm drinking this knob

0:57.0

I'm drinking this knob Creek, hunter-proof.

1:04.0

Pretty good.

1:06.0

I don't remember Knob Creek.

1:08.0

I'm always like slightly like,

1:11.0

if it's something you could buy it right it, I'm like, I'm not going to be impressed, but it's because it's something you could buy it right it I'm like I'm not going to be

1:13.9

impressed but it's just because we're spoiled but this is totally good Mike Sullivan

1:18.8

thank you Mike Sullivan I mean right aid and all those that I mean they're

1:22.6

So we got our Pendleton right now. Yeah

1:24.7

fucking Pendleton had a 17 bucks at writing. I mean I wouldn't call that high

1:29.3

I am but it's a good whiskey but that I mean you know, you know, they have Basil Hayden, they have Basil Hayden that they can,

1:35.9

smart and final, like you can go to all kinds of places and get a good bottle.

1:39.3

Coling Morangi or however you say that? Moreg, more gee? Yeah, they have that. And morangi or however you say that? Moreg, Morangi.

1:43.0

Yeah, they have that.

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